DIFFFERENT KINDS OF KISSES

Of course, there are different kinds of kisses. For instance, there is the kiss that the devout person
implants on the ring of the Pope. There is the maternal kiss of a mother on her child. There is the friendly
kiss of two people who are meeting or are separating. There is the kiss that a king exacts from his
conquered subjects. But although all of these are called kisses, they are not the kisses* that we are going
to concern ourselves with in this book. Our kisses are going to be the only kind of kisses worth
considering . the kisses of love. The kiss perhaps, that Robert-Bums had in mind when he wrote:
Honeyed seal of soft affections,
Tenderest pledge of future bliss,
Dearest tie of young connections,
Love's first snowdrop, virgin kiss.

The amazing thing about the kiss is that although mankind has been kissing ever since Adam first turned
over on his side and saw Eve lying next to him, there has been practically nothing written on the subject.
Every year, hundreds of books are published telling you how to reduce, how to gain, how to get a job,
how to cook, how to write and even how to live. But, on the art of kissing, very little has been written. -
One reason for this lack of proper instruction is accounted for by the Victorian. sense of morals which
has persisted through the ages. To the blue-nosed Puritans of the past anything that concerned love was
dirty, pornographical. John Bunyan's writings show what these, Puritans thought of' the kiss. He wrote in
big infamous "The Pilgrim's Progress," "the common salutations of women I abhor. It is odious to me in
whomsoever I see it. When I have seen good men salute those women that they have visted, or that have
visited them, I have made my objections against it; and when they have answered that it was but a piece
of civility, I have told them that it was not a comely sight. Some, indeed, have urged the holy kiss; but
then, I have asked them why they make their balks; why they- did salute the most handsome and let the
ill-favored ones go." Perhaps old Bunyan thought that way because be was one of the "ill-favored" who
went unkissed and were let "go."
But, nowadays, people have taken a broader outlook on life. Our plays are becoming more civilized and
less stiff. Our arts are no more censored by laws. Our books are being written about subjects that no

self-respecting author would ever have dared to put into a book. Birth-control, divorce and the science of
marriage are common subjects for books. Even the strange vices of mankind are brought out into the
open and discussed and not allowed to fester in the dark chambers of censorship. Yes, books like Van de
Velde's "Ideal Marriage" and Stope's "Married Love" Ire openly sold in bookstores. But, nowhere, do we
find a book which instructs people in the art of kissing, an art which is an absolute essential to a happy
-life, as we shall discuss in the oncoming pages of this book. Is it because we are not absolutely freed
from the shackles of prudishness? In certain parts of this country, men have been arrested for kissing
their wives on the street! Is this civilization?

So it is, that this book is being written. It is going to be a manual of the kiss. In it we are going to discuss
the most approved methods of kissing, the ad' vantages. of certain kinds and, with the disadvantages of
others, the mental and physical reactions of kissers, historical episodes of kissing together with examples
from the literature of the world in which kisses were the subject. So, gird up your loins, pucker up your
lips and let's to the kissing arena!